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NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9158	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
New Chunks Explored:	258861	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	487

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7275
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crops Grown:	7371	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9554
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	3347	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3758
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	1576
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7552	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	393257
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

holy.deadtime.site

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Towns Built:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Star Shards Collected:	101	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.