Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even femanons with GROSS voices are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few creeper explosions that will make your voice sound like a beautiful symphony in comparison. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s ROFL together!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Can you believe it? Neither could we!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant squids and battle against an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who will challenge you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible.
we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers breakdancin’! it’s a party up in here, yo!
build yo crib in the sky with diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! plus, we got free cookies for all new players! ain’t no server like dis one, baby!
This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.
| Event | Description |
|---|---|
| Oddly Bad Day | Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty. |
| Terrible Tuesday | Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving. |
| Flying Hell Fish Day | Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays. |
| A Sacrifice for Peace | Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day. |
| The Calm Before the Storm | Fridays are normal days without events. |
| A Somber Scent | Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards. |
| The Fruits of Your Labor | Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday. |
| Hell Day | If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences. |
This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server. |
| What are the rewards for participating in events? | Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server. |
| Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server? | It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay. |
But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!
What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!
The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!
We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!
We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!
On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.
Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3
If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition? | Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in. |
| How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server? | The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe. |
| What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server? | Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations. |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?
With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!