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Subsurface Microbe Madness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1757
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7262	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Towns Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	561	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ores Mined:	3046	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

mc.bobrovsk.online