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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3298 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
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