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MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	3182
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	965	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Votes:	8785	Towns Built:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mines Excavated:	3831	Dimension Hops:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Emeralds Found:	1420	Ores Mined:	1268
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9447
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Crops Grown:	2264	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2645
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

PixelatedMindPalace

Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia care, Dementia patients, digital environments, Exploration, familiar places, Hallucinations, immersive experiences, long term memory, Memories, mental health, navigation, neurodegenerative diseases, PixelatedMindPalace, spatial awareness, video games, virtual reality, Websites

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate trip down memory lane! our server is so lit, even dementia patients are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds while hallucinating you’re in your childhood home or battling creepers in a virtual version of your favorite park. it’s like a nostalgia overload, man! plus, who knows what kind of crazy builds you’ll come up with when your brain is all scrambled like a fried egg. so come on, join us and let your mind wander in the most insane way possible!