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SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	3940
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	168
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

MineRabbitHole

bizarre forums, Caught, chilling stories, conspiracy theories, creepy videos, dark web, deep web, digital mysteries, Disturbing, disturbing content, Forbidden knowledge, internet, internet obsessions, MineRabbitHole, online cults, online investigations, online mysteries, Rabbit Hole, strange websites, unsettling discoveries, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

Adventure, animated series, biscuit, cartoon, childhood memories, classic, dog treats, friendship, Funny Moments, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, Risk, risk it for the biscuit, Scooby, Scooby doo, Scooby snacks, shaggy, snack, snack time, solving crimes, Talking dog, teamwork, tv show

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

MicrobeCraft – Allergic Adventures

Adventures, allergens, allergic, antigen presenting cells, cellular circuits, checkpoints, Circuits, DiSRuPtiON, food allergens, food allergies, immune cells, immune system, interlinking, long-term tolerance, MicrobeCraft, microbial, microbial circuits, microbially imprinted immune cells, Neonatal, neonatal immune system, tolerance, vulnerable checkpoints

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna learn bout food allergies n stuff. we got immune cells n antigen presenting cells runnin around like headless chickens tryna figure out why dey allergic to gluten. u wanna establish long-term tolerance for food allergens? well den dis server is da place to be. we got microbial circuits n vulnerable checkpoints dat will blow ur mind. come join us n let’s get weird with food allergies in minecraft land.

Chill Lakehead SMP – Just like Hermitcraft, but with more accidental creeper explosions!

Accidental, Active Admins, Chill, Collaborative projects, Community Events, Cooperative gameplay, Creative Builds, creeper, Economy System, exploration focused, explosions, friendly-atmosphere, hermitcraft, Lakehead, limited spots, Mature Players, no cheating, No Griefing, non-competitive, player-driven economy, player-run shops, relaxed environment, roleplay encouraged, small server, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique gameplay

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Minecraft Server: Lakehead SMP

Overview:

Description
Lakehead SMP is a chill and laid-back Minecraft server inspired by Hermitcraft, focusing on fun and community rather than just building farms and killing players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What makes Lakehead SMP different from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on the community aspect of Minecraft, emphasizing fun and creativity over competition and power.
How can I join Lakehead SMP?	You can join by submitting an application through the Discord server: https://discord.gg/D8MwKPbSVx
Is there a limit to the number of players on Lakehead SMP?	Yes, the server aims to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2772	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	145
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.