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Holobros Minecraft Server: Time to Mine!

achieving goals, brotherhood, brotherly love, determination, encouragement, family bond, holobros, inner strength, inspirational messages, It’s time, Minecraft, motivational quotes, personal growth, positive vibes, positivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, Server, success mindset, Support, Time, time for change, Time management, time to shine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Pig. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, right?

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, LAUGHING, lol, loud, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Fantasies, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, TOWN, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3830
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	6766
Magic Items Found:	5278	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	6616	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4941
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.