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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 413 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!
