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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3739 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!