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BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	167
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8878
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2483
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	751598	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	2601	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ores Mined:	8703	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	288	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).