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RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	4825	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Animals Bred:	123
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8878

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Void Gems Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	4833	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!