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NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	3852
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dragon Eggs Found:	1493	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	8198
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Gems Collected:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069