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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5967 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
