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TaxCraft: Where the only thing more painful than mining diamonds is paying taxes!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7413
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring tax season? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can avoid all those pesky tax deadlines by building your own virtual world instead.

Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.

Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!

Monkey Mindcraft Madness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.

And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!

The Anonymous Minecart Co.

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	723

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.

3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.

4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Farms Harvested:	403
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ores Mined:	8538	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!