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Mom’s Blocky Adventures

adult toys, Adventures, awkward, bathroom, blocky, discovery, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, hidden, Household, intimate items, moms, personal items, personal space, privacy, Secrets, Shocked, Surprise, toilet paper, Toys, unexpected

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

anger, anger towards government, Collects, Country, creeper, diamonds, Doctor, Frustration, Government, gt2nd, Healthcare, healthcare frustration, healthcare system, healthcare wait times, Highest, highest tax pressure, inefficiency, IRS, long trail, long wait, political discontent, PRESSURE, stomach pain, Tax, tax burden, TaxCraft, TAXES, wait time, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

#workout, Adventures, Awesome, Benefits, Exercise, explosive, FITNESS, Good, gym, health, Improvement, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, nutrition, personal development, progress, Results, self-care, success, Tää, TNTAA, Totally, Training, well-being, wellness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	62
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

Bars, Covid-19, COVID-19 impact, Crafty, dc, Empty, Gay, Gay bars, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ nightlife, nightlife, nightlife culture, nightlife industry, nightlife scene, pandemic, poppin, queer community, queers, restrictions, social distancing, social gatherings, washington dc, Washington DC bars

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

#mens grooming, catastrophe, Cologne, cologne addiction, cologne aficionados, cologne brands, cologne collection, cologne enthusiasts, cologne lovers, cologne obsession., cologne recommendations, creeper, designer fragrances, Fragrance, Grooming, hygiene, luxury scents, perfume, personal care, scent, self-care, unisex scents

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

10, action, Adventure, Chojo, Chojos, cop, Corner, Craft, crazy, japanese manga, late dump, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, manga dump, Manga fans, manga readers, manga release, manga series, manga update, new chapter, Police, psychic powers, Psycho, Super Psychic Policeman Chojo, Supernatural

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	950290	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	6823	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

90s, be my dad, blocktopia, Bravery, construction, DECEMBER, Engineer, grow up in communist Romania, hard life, height, italy, leadership, Life, love, Mining, respawn, revolution, secret police, security checks, teamwork, Train, work hours

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	5633	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Blockheads Gone Wild

Blockheads, Wild

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

Amaya streets, beat em ups, beta builds, cute girls manga, DBZ butoden, Fangame, fighting games, fighting idols, fubuki, game anchor, git gud, Glossary, granblue tournament, hololive, HoloXBreak, Idol, idol discussion, idol games, idol showdown, idol vtubers, love, Miko soul calibur 6, Mimya granblue, motivation, multiversus, Newbies, News, official guide, Ogey calibur, patch notes, PIXEL, Punchers, recent streams, SF6 tournament, SmackDown, smash clone, soul calibur, Sourin coach, Streamers, Super Meche, terms, tiermaker, Tigers, Tomori streets, twitter tech, Ultimate, vtuber games, vtuber tournaments, Vtubers, vtubers community, youtube videos

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crops Grown:	2777
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

Adventures, Anons, blocky, Crafty, critique, dislike, Enjoy, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, Feedback, Fun, Game, Gaming, hate, Like.., opinion, Play, playthrough, Rating, Recommend, review, rike, V, video game

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1457
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!