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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2400 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Ores Mined: | 9810 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!