our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players wearing glasses. Legend has it that if you keep your glasses on during a thunderstorm, the creeper will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a chest full of dirt blocks.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge – wearing glasses while getting down and dirty in the pixelated world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!
Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.
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Imagine a world where your grandma is a religious fanatic who tries to heal your Minecraft character’s wounds with prayer instead of potions. And instead of building houses, she insists you find a Minecraft husband and have Minecraft kids. Talk about a crazy family dynamic!
But don’t worry, on our server, you can kick out your grandma if she gets too annoying. Just like the OP did at their birthday dinner! Show her who’s boss and build your dream Minecraft world without any interference from crazy relatives.
So, if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky virtual world.
Join our server and help guide these poor old folks around, show ’em how to build a sick castle or mine for diamonds. Plus, you’ll get to hear some crazy stories from back in the day when they were young and hip. Trust me, it’s a hoot!
So come on down to our server and be a hero to these visually impaired seniors. Who knows, maybe they’ll even share their secret recipe for the best cookies in the world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
YOU THINKING YOU CAN IMAGINE A NEW COLOR? WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET RAINBOW DIMENSION WHERE THE SKY IS MADE OF COTTON CANDY AND THE TREES GROW LOLLIPOPS!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN KING WHO WEARS A CROWN MADE OF GOLDEN CARROTS AND RULES OVER A KINGDOM OF PIGS THAT CAN FLY?
SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZY IN MINECRAFT, JOIN US NOW AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD! 🌈🦄🐷💎
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. they’re like, the ultimate redstone engineers and they’re always looking for new recruits. join the server and you might just get to meet these legendary llamas!
oh, and did i mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? they’ve hacked into the game’s code and created their own chicken utopia. if you join the server, you’ll have the chance to befriend these genius chickens and maybe even learn their secrets.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally out of this world, come join us! who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!
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| IP Address | play.dotarch.co |
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Dotarch is a unique server founded to provide a place for people to come and relax away the stresses of life. Whether your focus is technical, grinding, building, content creation, or just hanging around, we’re here and excited to meet you! We’re accepting and want to have a good time, come join us!
The server has been around for 4 years! The community is small, but dedicated and friendly. The world has never been fully reset, and will never be fully reset. There’s history in every block…
Come make new friends, hear the legends, make some memories, challenge yourself, and help this haven grow. Hope to see you there!
IP: play.dotarch.co | Discord: Join our Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has Dotarch been around? | Dotarch has been around for 4 years. |
| Is PvP mandatory on the server? | PvP is optional on Dotarch. |
| Are there any custom worlds on Dotarch? | Yes, there is an additional custom world designed to offer a challenge to those willing to accept. |
| Is there an economy system on Dotarch? | Yes, Dotarch features an economy with options like /shop, chestshops, and a player auction house. |
Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s greatest question: Why are people from r9gay gay? Our server is filled with crazy theories and hilarious discussions about this mysterious phenomenon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving pigs and diamond-wearing chickens. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of his porky majesty.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Rainbow Sheep Quest, where you must journey through a land of rainbow-colored sheep and solve riddles to uncover the ultimate treasure: a block of cheese that grants wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Are you tired of getting lost in the shuffle on other servers? Well, here you’ll be lost in a whole new world of insanity!
Join us and leave AEW in the toybox where it belongs. NJPW? More like lost in…uhh, we don’t even know where they are! And don’t even get us started on LOLTNA, they’re lost in a whole other dimension!
So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community that’s just as wacky as you are. Who needs a map when you have this much fun?
Explore the world and gather resources to create the most luxurious waiting room for your patients, complete with diamond-studded stirrups and golden speculums. Don’t worry, our virtual patients will feel right at home knowing they are in the hands of a female doctor in this gender-neutral Minecraft universe.
So come on over and join us for a pap-smear-tastic adventure like no other! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and inclusive? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!
Imagine a world where your little sister is turning into your mentally unstable mother, and you have to navigate through the chaos to survive. Will you be able to convince her that taking away all of your privileges and threatening to call the police is a bit extreme? Only on our server!
Witness the epic showdown between a controlling sister and her rebellious daughter, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Can you handle the drama and the madness? Join now and find out!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught reading a book and having your door removed as punishment. Will you be able to escape the clutches of your overbearing sister and find freedom in this crazy world? Only the bravest players can conquer this challenge!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and outrageous family dynamics that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Join our server and experience a whole new world where you can build your own virtual college campus, complete with dorms, classrooms, and even a frat house where you can party all night long (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! We also have insane mini-games like “Professor Dodgeball” where you can pelt your least favorite professor with virtual dodgeballs, and “Midterm Mayhem” where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted textbooks and magic spells.
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to the wildest college experience you’ll ever have on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until you have to study for that real midterm, of course).
