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BlockyDragons – Minecraft Server

Big Elf C*ck, BlockyDragons, chuds, Community, cullen, cute, DA Tapestry, Davrin, discussion, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Fandom, games, Gay Rights, goty, Lucanis, Minecraft, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, Veilguard player count

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate GAY RIGHTS and all things Dragon Age! Join us to talk about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard and other irrelevant DA games.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.

And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!

Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #591

#TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Archive, Dana, Diary, Disney, disney channel, general, Hot Topic, House, Hunter, instagram, interview, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Palisman, playlist, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the most life-changing Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.

Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, amazing, celebration, disbelief, Ecstatic, elation, EXCITEMENT, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, Incredible, joy, Minecraft, Server, Shit, shock, success, Surprise, The boy fucking won, Thrilled, triumph, UNBELIEVABLE, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

because, blockquotepDynamite, down 41%, dynamite, economic impact, election, financial news, Investment, market analysis, market correction, market decline, market fluctuation, market news, market performance, Market reaction, market trends, market uncertainty, market update, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote, stock market, Trading, volatility, Week

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	141
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

2020 election, biden, Biden administration, Campaign, Crafty, democrats, election, joe biden, kamala harris, Minecraft, Perish with Harris, political alliances, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, political shift, Politics, presidential race, republicans, Ridin’ with Biden, Server, Trump administration, vice president

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	2568	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

24, achievement, age, athlete, career, Ceiling, comparison, Competition, Future, Goat, Minecraft, mystery quantity, Potential, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, speculation, sports, success, surpass, talent

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ores Mined:	7491	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7246
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Mob.MineRich.ru

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4619	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

arms race, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, financial strategy, global competition., Government, humor, international relations, Investment, Minecraft, national debt, Pay, Politics, power play, Pump, satire, smp, speculation, trump, world affairs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

Adventure, animated, cartoon, Characters, Childhood, classic, Coconut sisters, comedy, dog, Friends, funny, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, RUH ROH, Scooby doo, Siblings, solving mysteries, Talking dog, tv show

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Void Gems Collected:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!