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RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

BillionaireBites

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

PuppyPals DrugResist Server

#PuppyPals, animal health, animal welfare, anthelmintic resistance, Australia, Canine hookworms, canine parasites, drug efficacy, drug resistance, drug treatment, drug-resistant parasites, DrugResist, genetic mutations, helminth infections, parasite control, parasitology, public health, Server, veterinary medicine, veterinary pharmacology, Veterinary research, veterinary science, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4795	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

RP medieval server Minecraft

banner-lazy, King, Medieval, middle ages, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Server, villager

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	944
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

This medieval rp server will rise from a villager to the right hand of a king!

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Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, safe progress, server maintenance, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Version

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Name	Moonbat [semi-vanilla]
Version	1.21.1
Overview	Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft, Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is a separate SMP map that allows for griefing.

Q: Will my progress be lost if the server resets?

A: No, both SMP maps on Moonbat won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, Isles, mystic

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Hey, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

Not to mention, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the best way possible!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, EvictCraft, Eviction, family conflict, family dynamics, family intervention, financial support, generational wealth, Golden Child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling conflict, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sisterly bond, spoiled, struggling actor, tough love, trust fund, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Farms Harvested:	688
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through evictions, trust funds, and struggling actors – all while crafting the ultimate Minecraft world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with a side of blocky adventures?

Forget about being the golden child or the black sheep, on our server, everyone is a diamond in the rough just waiting to shine. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And hey, if things get too intense, you can always build a secret hideout to escape the drama – just make sure to share the coordinates with your fellow players!

Join now for a chance to prove to your sister that you’re not just a brat, but a Minecraft mastermind ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way. See you in the game, where the only eviction notices you’ll receive are from pesky creepers trying to blow up your creations!

NeighborRageCraft

AITAH, Bobcats, deed research, electrical easement, Excavation, grass repair, ground torn up, internet lines, irrigation system, neighbor conflict, NeighborRageCraft, neighbors, notarization, plat design, pool company, pool construction, project manager, refusing to sign, Repairs, typos, Use of Yard waiver, waiver clearance, yard damage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Enchantments Applied:	79

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your neighbor asking for a Use of Yard waiver to build a pool? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living next to a neighbor who thinks they can just dig up your yard without permission!

Join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just like the typos and lack of notarization on that waiver, you never know what’s going to happen next on our server. Will your house get torn up like that poor neighbor’s yard? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, you might even find yourself dealing with imaginary electrical easements and plat designs. It’s a virtual world where anything can happen, just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who needs a pool when you can dive into the madness of our Minecraft world? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you!

CraftyTechRevamp

communication evolution, communication shift, CraftyTechRevamp, dial a phone, digital age, historical terms, language evolution, linguistic changes, modern language, obsolete technology, old sayings, outdated phrases, past technologies, phone etiquette, phrases, roll down the window, tech progress, technological advancement, traditional expressions, vintage expressions, window controls

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	96	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to outdated phrases like “dial a phone” and “roll down the window” because who needs phones or windows when you can teleport and fly in our virtual world!

Our server is so advanced, we have a time machine that lets you travel back to the prehistoric era and ride dinosaurs while mining for diamonds. Plus, our chat system is so high-tech, you can communicate with other players using only emojis and memes.

So why settle for the past when you can embrace the future on our server? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

LobucheCraft: ShakingThingsUp

aftershocks, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake damage, earthquake epicenter, earthquake impact, earthquake magnitude, earthquake tremors, emergency preparedness, Geological event, Himalayas, Lobuche, LobucheCraft, natural disaster, Nepal, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, seismic waves, ShakingThingsUp, tectonic plates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	2895
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Farms Harvested:	849
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lol imagine if that earthquake was caused by someone mining too deep on our server! Join us and experience the thrill of risking your life for diamonds! Who needs safety regulations when you can have epic adventures like this? Plus, our server is so lit that even earthquakes can’t resist shaking things up. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!