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HoloEN Tavern Quest 1.20.5
Yo, bro, forget about HoloEN, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the alcoholics you could ever dream of, like seriously, our lineup is lit AF. Why settle for virtual idols when you can have virtual alcoholics, am I right? Plus, who needs proper representation when you can have a chaotic mess of drunk Minecraft players causing mayhem everywhere they go? Join us and experience the true meaning of a wild virtual party! -
Goat Recognition Quest
so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.
so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!
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STARRY smp
Starry SMP Overview
Current Version 1.21.4 Description We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server. Custom Features Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people! How to Join Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel. FAQs
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section. Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server? No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players. What type of projects can I work on? You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server. Are there any restrictions on who can join? We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server. -
Birthing Alone 1.20.2
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! -
GasGuzzler Minecraft Server
Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience! -
PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity! -
MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but with more explosions and llamas wearing sunglasses. Like seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans we get up to.We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens. And our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, who is basically a genius strategist when it comes to raiding other players’ bases.
But that’s not even the best part – we have a whole storyline going on where we’re trying to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, which is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant squid. Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So come join us on this epic journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday.
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CraftyDanishSpyCraft
lol ok so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the danish intelligence is all up in here tryna spark some wild shiz with russia and trump over greenland, like wut even is that madness? come join us and uncover the truth behind this insane plot twist, build ur own secret base and protect greenland from all the craziness happenin around it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be lit af!