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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1309 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!