On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to uncover lost temples, battle mythical creatures, and build magnificent shrines to honor your Indo-European heritage. Join us for wild adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of your past while having a blast with fellow Indo-European enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re descended from a legendary warrior or a wise sage – the possibilities are endless!
Are you ready to navigate through the complicated world of relationships and friendships? Our server is the perfect place to experience the thrill of asking out your friend, only to be met with a “K” in response. Will you make the right choices and find love in the end, or will you end up building a castle alone?
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of excitement to be had outside of the dating drama. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous monsters, and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your Minecraft journey with.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a quest for love, friendship, and endless entertainment. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate along the way. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this crazy world of Minecraft!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start chasing you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army invade spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will break out into a choreographed dance routine every time someone finds a rare item. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world.
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!
why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).
so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
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| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Server Age | Almost 3 years old |
| Reset | Never has and never will reset |
| IP | thestonedgolem.live |
| Bedrock IP | thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 |
| Links | DiscordDynmap |
| Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP? | A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more. |
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| Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server? | A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations. |
| Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG? | A: You can get crate keys by voting. |
| Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off? | A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off. |
| Q: How does the claims system work? | A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims. |
| Q: What is the graveyard system on the server? | A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining. |
| Q: How can I teleport on the server? | A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier. |
Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.
But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.
And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.
But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!