Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.
Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!
Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!
Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.
Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?
So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!
Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
we even have a secret chamber of secrets where u can unlock rare treasures and meet giant spiders that are surprisingly friendly.
if u join our server, u will be transported to a magical world where anything is possible, even turning ur enemies into frogs or summoning a herd of unicorns to ride into battle.
so come join us and experience the ultimate wizarding adventure that will make u forget all about those pesky muggles and their true crime podcasts.
next thing you know, your baby in the game is coming out all messed up, but in a cool way. they’re like, a genius or something, but also kind of crazy. they start building all these insane structures and coming up with wild redstone contraptions that blow your mind.
you realize that catching the flu during pregnancy on this server is actually a blessing in disguise. your baby is destined for greatness, and you get to watch them become the most epic Minecraft player of all time.
so come join our server and catch the flu, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations await you!