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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9227 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of subpar, it’s like SUPERPAR. like, imagine if golf was all about being above par, that’s how awesome this server is.
we got pigs that can fly, like legit sprout wings and soar through the sky. and our chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll be rollin’ in bling in no time.
also, our zombies break out into dance numbers instead of attacking you, it’s like thriller up in here. and our creepers give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it.
