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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3938 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.
