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Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	872220
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Farms Harvested:	866
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Executioner’s Terrible Playground: For when you just can’t decide on a game mode

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, DECIDE, Dungeons, Epic, Events, Executioners, Exploration, Factions, Game, Loot, Mode, Mystery, Playground, Quest, Rewards, Skills, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Terrible

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Emeralds Found:	9799	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
New Chunks Explored:	13015	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Realms	3 factions (snow, spruce, mountains)
Players	3 people per faction
Lives	5-10 lives per player (TBD)
Win Conditions	Be the last faction with lives or eliminate the ender dragon

FAQ

Q: How are factions assigned?

A: Factions will be assigned randomly, but friends can request to be placed together.

Q: Are there balance measures in place for teams?

A: Yes, there will be challenges at the beginning to gauge skill levels and ensure teams are relatively balanced.

Q: What is the size of the limited zone?

A: The limited zone is a 389×481 area for the additional party.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

asian women, black men, controversial topics, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, misconceptions, PixelPunch, prejudices, Race, racism, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, white men, white women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join our server and discover a world where the most outrageous races come together to build, mine, and battle it out. We’ve got crazy stories like white women being to black guys what Asian women are to white guys – who knows what other wild tales you’ll uncover!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper)? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where Chad thinks he’s the hottest thing since lava in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the tyranny of Chad’s fragile ego! On our server, your favorite color doesn’t have to “earn” your respect, it just has to be your favorite color. And the same goes for choosing your Minecraft buddies – no need to play dumb and pretend it’s all about meritocracy. So come on over and let’s build a world where Chad’s ego is as non-existent as a creeper in broad daylight!

Mom’s Bday Bash: Drama Llama Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that’s sure to distract you from all the sibling rivalry and parental drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t care if you call anyone “dad” or “mom” – in fact, we encourage you to come up with the most outrageous nicknames for your fellow players. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do have a little freak out, we’ll just laugh it off and keep on building our epic virtual world.

So come on over and escape the chaos of family life – because let’s face it, dealing with sibling drama and parental expectations is way less fun than battling creepers and building castles in Minecraft. Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – we promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Players Killed by Monsters:	6875	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

BoomerCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

CraftyMinors Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.

oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

GasDieselMadnessCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Farms Harvested:	572	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

AntsOnMyRideMC

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1680	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got ants hitchhiking on vehicles like it’s a dang party bus! we got 9 different species of ants just chillin and causing chaos, and 7 of them are straight up INVASIVE.

imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!