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Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

BETRAYAL, Brutal, confession, dark past, forgiveness, Guilt, Jealousy, long trail, love, Manipulation, murder, orphans, Palace, Parentless, psychological thriller, PvP, R-rei, Redemption, regret, Reign, remorse, Revenge, sex slave, SUPREME, Tragedy, Twisted

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

BaguetteCraft, Brazil, cultural similarities, French, Language, language comparison, language connections, language evolution, language history, language learning, language similarities, linguistic connections, linguistic similarities, meu senhor, Monsieur, mosior, northern brazil, Players, Portuguese, pronunciation, Similarities, unite, vowel sounds

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!

Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

Backlash, big budget, consumerism, criticism, culture, Disappointment, Entertainment, games, hype, Industry, madness, Mainstream, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, MONEY, NormieFree, normies, obsessed, Overrated, Popular, Suck, trends, Zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	961	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Crackers: Where Even Pixels Can’t Be Oppressed

activism, civil rights, crackers, Crafty, discrimination, equality, Minority representation, minority rights, oppressed, pixels, population statistics, racial activism, racial awareness, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial justice, racial minorities, social justice, systemic racism, white minority, white privilege

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns guarding our precious diamonds! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine and became the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have joined our dance parties! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	9681	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

1. Newer Socials, banter, blocky, Digital Marketing, networking 2. online community, online networking, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media branding 9. social media content, social media engagement, social media followers, social media growth 8. social media analytics, social media marketing, social media networking 6. social media management, social media platform 4. social interaction, social media presence 10. social media audience, social media strategy 7. social media influencer, social media tools, social media trends., social networking 3. social platform, social networking app 5. virtual community, social networking site

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9669	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Love Letters Sent:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!