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Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

#announcement, action RPG, automata, developers, exclusive, Fun, game development, Gaming, gaming industry, insider information, Minecraft, News, nier, nier automata, NieR series, platinumgames, Rumors, Sequel, Server, Shift, shift up, speculation, stellar blade, upcoming release, ups, video game, yoko taro

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ores Mined:	6155	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1218

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2752
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	4368

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!