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KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magic Items Found:	3602	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Farms Harvested:	903
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	4858	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	797	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Farms Harvested:	294
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mines Excavated:	4519	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5338	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	291	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Void Gems Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crops Grown:	3712	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Farms Harvested:	757	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	155	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Farms Harvested:	806	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!