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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3248 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 136 | Mines Excavated: | 4804 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
