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Crafty Celeb Chaos

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1080	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	651349
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3498	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Towns Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	3715	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2006
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crops Grown:	4129
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	236302	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!