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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6848 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 128 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
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