villager jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

JetCraft: Taxed & Landed

activism, demonstration, economic policy, economic reform, Elite, european parliament, financial inequality, Government, income disparity, income gap, JetCraft, Landed, luxury, political statement, Politics, private jet, protest, social justice, tax the rich, Taxation, taxed, wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality

Yo yo yo! So like, this server is so lit, even the rich people are trying to escape to it! We had this one dude, right, who was all like “I’m too rich for this world” and he legit landed his private jet in front of the European Parliament just to join our server. Like, how crazy is that?

We got diamond blocks for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie. But don’t worry, we got your back with some epic weapons and armor.

And get this, our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun. Like, who even does that? Only on our server, fam.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next rich dude landing a private jet in front of the European Parliament just to play with us. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🤪

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FlipCraft: No Personality Edition

bland homes, characterless homes, Edition, FlipCraft, flipped homes, Home decor, home design, home improvement, home renovation, Home staging, House Flipping, interior design, investment properties, market trends, modern homes, neutral colors, Personality, personality-less homes, profit margins, Property flipping, real estate, renovated properties, selling homes

yo, come join dis server where all da homes have been FLIPPED like a pancake on a Sunday morning. we got houses dat are so bland and boring, dey sell for MILLIONS. why? cuz dey got NO personality or character, just like dat one weird kid in high school. join now and experience da thrill of living in a house dat makes u question ur own existence. it’s like living in a black and white movie, but without da cool jazz music. so come on down and see for urself why our server is da hottest spot for all da soulless homes in Minecraft.

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CorneaCraft: MethylMania

cornea, CorneaCraft, corneal diseases, epigenetics, Evidence, evidence based, fibrosis, gene expression, Growing, inflammation, key, Methylation, MethylMania, neovascularization, ocular health, Pathogenesis, Potential, regulator, research, Therapy, Treatment, Viable

come join our minecraft server and explore the wild world of corneal diseases! methylation is the key to success in this wacky land, where inflammation, fibrosis, and neovascularization are the name of the game. battle against evil corneal villains and save the day with your methylation skills! who knew corneas could be so exciting?! join now for a chance to win a virtual corneal transplant and become the ultimate cornea champion!

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SurvivorsMC

2012, 2015, Adventure, Beta, building, Community, Creative, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mobarena, multiplayer, Nostalgia, ONLINE, PvP, replication, Server, Survival, SurvivorsMC, Updates

This server tries to replicate the servers you have seen back in 2012-2015 for some good ol' nostalgia! Survival is the current gamemode, but more are being added such as Creative, MobArena, and more! Stay connected for more updates as this server is in it's BETA phase!

135.148.145.145:25584

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Epic Craft: Where survival is celebrated and chaos is the norm!

Builds, Celebrated, Challenges, Chaos, Cheats, Community, Craft, Discord, Epic, Events, fair, Griefing, Hacks, multiplayer, norm, Raiding, Skills, smp, strategy, structure, Suggestions, Survival, Trading, tradinghub, Updates, vibrant

Epic Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP-Anarchy Server
Features	Semi-Anarchy gameplay with SMP elements No hacking allowed Griefing & Raiding allowed in balanced manner Community Builds and collaboration Events & Challenges for rewards
Discord Features	Friendly Community Trading Hub for item exchanges Suggestions Channel for player input Regular Updates and announcements
Server IP	epic-craft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/rZ98p9XCSR
Survival Island Event	island.epic-craft.net (More players participating)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is cheating allowed on the server?

No, hacking and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server to maintain a fair and challenging environment for all players.

2. Can I participate in community builds and collaborations?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to work together on impressive builds and projects to enhance the overall gaming experience.

3. What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

We regularly host various events and challenges for players to participate in, compete, and earn rewards such as in-game items, currency, or unique titles.

4. How can I suggest improvements or changes for the server?

You can share your ideas and suggestions in our dedicated Suggestions Channel on Discord, where the community and server admins can review and consider them for implementation.

MineCraft XIVG: Endwalker Server

Alt ERP meetup, Balmung, Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, dragon quest collab, early access, Ebin Awards, Empyreum, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, jenova, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, primal, PvP Series 5, release date, Server, Sophia, Ultros, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event, zurvan

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s like a dragon breathing fire on your screen! Join us for the Early Access on June 28th at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date on July 2nd that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can slay golems in the hills or the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find treasures fit for a king! And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun – it’s like a blast from the past that will leave you wanting more!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have cross-region data center travel tests that will make you feel like you’re teleporting through time and space! Plus, PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior!

But the real kicker? Our meetups are so epic, they’re like a party in the End dimension! From dungeon melty last courses to Mario Party salty bets, we have something for everyone! So join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before – you won’t regret it!

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GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

bug report, BYOND client, coderbus, connect to servers, deadchat, forum, GalacticCraft, github, logs, loli vs pedophilia, map renders, Minecraft, new player guide, Nostalgia, OP pastebin, Server, space station 13, spessmen, ss13, test server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further than our server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of space station antics! Join us for epic battles between lolis and pedophiles (just kidding, please don’t actually do that), and witness the deadchat color fixed in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server offers a new player guide that will have you mastering the basics in no time. And with BYOND client access, connecting to our server is as easy as hitting a cogwheel. Plus, our forum and logs will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server for a space adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the coderbus – they’re always up to something!

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CleanCraftyCrafts

Appointment, Blame, brother fight, CleanCraftyCrafts, cleaning lady, cleaning service, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, late arrival, missed appointment, misunderstanding, polite text message, reschedule, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, social expectations, societal values, society norms, text message etiquette

Are you tired of family drama over innocent text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where words like “mistaken” won’t trigger anyone! Our virtual world is a safe space where politeness is encouraged and blame is non-existent. No more fights with siblings over cleaning appointments gone wrong – just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

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SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

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