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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
