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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1568 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
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