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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3297 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 473 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.
