Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

Sleep, CREEPERS, predicate logic, Night shift, Posting

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

White Boy’s Hot Blocks

Good, Armed, #packingheat, STRONG, Loaded

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

security measures, personal belongings, Vigilant, investigation, theft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

double feature, PixelFlicks, big screen, projector, Server

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can build your very own drive-in movie theater and host epic double features every night! Picture this: the first double feature would be “Zombie Pigmen Attack” followed by “Creepers Gone Wild.” Get ready to experience the ultimate movie night under the stars with your fellow blocky friends. Join now for a chance to win a virtual popcorn machine and unlimited virtual soda refills! Don’t miss out on the craziest movie experience in the Minecraft universe!

BlockyBedBloopers

humorous experiences, unexpected mishaps, funny fails, hilarious encounters, funny bloopers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

BoneCraft – GummyWorms

long tail tag, gummy worms, Fruity, Halloween, Treats

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the gummy worms here have more bones in them than actual worms. like, what even is that?! u can mine for diamonds and find gummy worm bones instead, it’s wild. plus, the mobs here are all dressed up in gummy worm costumes and they drop candy instead of loot. it’s a sugar rush of a server, u won’t wanna leave once u join. come get ur sweet tooth fix and mine for those gummy worm bones, it’s a party up in here!

SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun!

Humiliation, partner’s reaction, Female Pleasure, female ejaculation, sexual myths

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Pinktopia

Survival, Factions, MCMMO, Cross-Play

Pinktopia is a long-time SFW Discrord group for Pinktopia; we have created an environment for you to thrive and express yourself creatively and meet other like-minded individuals.

Pinktopia provides fun-filled entertainment for everyone to enjoy. Virtual Proms, Holiday Parties, and so much more!

JOIN OUR DISCORD!~

join.pinktopia.net

Gvlone

Roleplay, PvP, Bedwars, Creative, Gvlone

THE SERVER ISNT READY I will be active in the server and let you know when it is ready!

Support US to keep active! : https://discord.gg/gZJ4XTpZrJ Cashapp: $yvngb0t

23.230.3.7:25777

Buttercraft: Where the blocks are butter, the cheaters tremble, and toxicity is a total no-go zone. Survival, skyblock, and more!

BUTTER, Economy, Feature-rich modes, Beta Phase, Toxicity

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	We provide a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, and a friendly community for all skill levels.
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of mods are allowed on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods (listed in the server description) are allowed.
Are modded or pirated clients allowed?	No, they are strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banning.
What is the approach to cheating on the server?	Cheating in any form, whether through mods, game exploits, or piracy, is not tolerated and will result in a permanent ban.
Is toxic behavior allowed on the server?	No, any rude behavior, especially personal attacks, is not tolerated.
What type of PvP system does the server have?	The server uses 1.9+ style PvP, with certain modifications to the combat system.
Can I join the server’s Discord?	While not required, joining the Discord is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction. The Discord link can be obtained in-game.