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Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

Activity, ALERT, asleep, asleep at the wheel, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, Edition, enforcement, forum, INACTIVE, internet, Logic, Mods, monitor, Night shift, ONLINE, oversight, Posting, predicate logic, rules, Sleep, Vigilant

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

White Boy’s Hot Blocks

#packingheat, #readytodefend, #whiteboy, ALERT, Armed, blocks, Boys, Dangerous, Defensive, firearms, Good, Guns, hot, Impressive.., INTENSE, Lawd, Loaded, Powerful, PREPARED, Protective, STRONG, Vigilant, weapon, White

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

basement, Burglary, call for help, Caution, Crafty, CREEPERS, emergency, Get home, Hiding, Hiding Spot, home security, intruder, investigation, McCraftface, misunderstood, personal belongings, Pets, Police, Protection, rummaging, Safety, security measures, See picrel, theft, Valuables, Vigilant

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KidnappedSisLOL

apology dilemma, attachment issues, bedtime routine, bratty behavior, discipline struggles, Disneyland trips, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, homecoming dress, kidnapped child, KidnappedSisLOL, long-term effects, mother-daughter relationship, pampered child, parenting challenges, princess behavior, sibling rivalry, spoiled kid, stepsibling issues, stepsister drama

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

beginning a conversation, blocky, BUILD, conversation starter, CraftyCrush, Empire, first impression, first question, getting to know each other, getting to know someone, getting to know you, Icebreaker, initial question, start talking, starting a chat, starting a connection, starting a conversation, starting a dialogue, starting a discussion, starting a friendship, starting a rapport, starting a relationship, talking to someone, Wanna

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	7596	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mines Excavated:	4290
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	348	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

Additions, Adventure, auction house, Bases, Claim, Coins, cost, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, doesnt, Economy, Farms, gameplay, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, killing monsters, Land, Land claiming, Looting, multiplayer, multiplayer aspect, player-driven economy, Semi Vanilla, Soup of Life, Survival, theos, theosismc, Thrive, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, winning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2749	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	129312	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Gems Collected:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	2454	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?