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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2492 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉