MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	458203	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeperInvasion

24 hours, Attack, blinken, CraftyCreeperInvasion, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G7, global security, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, security threat, Tension, threat assessment, Warning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! like, u know how Blinken said Iran and Hezbollah gonna attack Israel? well, on this server, u gotta build ur own bomb shelter to protect ur diamonds cuz u never know when them baddies gonna strike! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies, but shh, it’s a secret! join now before it’s too late, cuz u never know when the next attack gonna happen! #minecraftapocalypse #buildabombshelter #secretbunker

CountingCraft: Speedrun Edition

challenge, Counting, counting challenge, counting fast, Counting Game, counting out loud, counting time, counting to 100k, counting to 10k, counting to 1k, CountingCraft, Days, Edition, HOURS, mental challenge, Minutes, Seconds, SPEED, speed challenge, Speedrun, Time, time challenge

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9766	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

On this server, if you start counting out loud as fast as you can, there will be a point where the number you are on will be the number of seconds it’s taken to get to that number. Mind-blowing, right? So, if you can count to 1k in under 16.67 minutes, you’re basically a Minecraft genius. But wait, it gets even more insane!

If you can count to 10k in under 2.78 hours, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And get this, if you can count to 100k in under 1.16 days, you’ll become a legend in the Minecraft world. People will bow down to your counting skills, I’m tellin’ ya!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and start counting your way to greatness. Who knew counting could be so epic in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this, counting warriors!

From Java to Bedrock: We promise no square or curly things on Whitelist

Bases, bedrock, BetterEnd, Caves, common sense, CONTENT, Curly, Discord, Greifing, GRIEFED.., java, Killed, Minecraft, Modded, Peace, Promise, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shaders, Spawn, Square, strike, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/opportunity-minecraft-smp-advancement/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	Join by adding tadeudog on Discord
Rules	Don’t be a dichead Don’t be racist Use common sense
Spawn Area	Safe zone for peaceful building, no griefing allowed
Outside Spawn	Griefing and PvP allowed, be cautious
Additional Features	Shaders installed, BetterEnd mod for more content

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add tadeudog on Discord to join the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are simple – don’t be a dichead, don’t be racist, and use common sense.

Q: Is there a safe area for building?

A: Yes, there is an open spawn area where players can build peacefully without the risk of griefing.

Q: Can bases outside of spawn be griefed?

A: Yes, bases outside of the spawn area can be griefed, so be cautious when building outside of the safe zone.

Q: What additional features does the server have?

A: The server has shaders installed for enhanced visuals and the BetterEnd mod for more content.

SpamSlayer Minecraft Server

Andy’s logs, ANNOYING, BBC fags, CONTENT, convicted felon, cucks, kamala, Minecraft, Ole, registered republican, Server, Spam, SpamSlayer, Threads, Trump cucks, weird

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	6159	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

We have Ole-Threads that will have you rolling on the floor with their ridiculous antics. Andy’s logs will keep you entertained for hours as you try to decipher their mysterious messages. And don’t even get us started on Kamala-cucks posting hurr convicted felon, weird, registered republican 24/7 – it’s a never-ending source of entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Trump cucks posting their shit will have you scratching your head in confusion, while BBC fags will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience. And remember, the more spam annoying content, the better!

SMPGunnMan: Minecraft SMP – Expectations for Gunn’s Superman

box office, Casting, comic book adaptation, dc comics, Director, Expectations, fan reactions, Good, Gunn’s Superman, Gunn’s, iconic character, james gunn, long awaited, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, release date, smp, SMPGunnMan, Special effects, speculation, SuperHero, Superman, Trailer, Warner Bros

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us for epic battles against mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon’s evil twin, the Ender Pigeon. Watch out for prankster players who will stop at nothing to turn your beautiful castle into a giant cheese sculpture. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the challenge of navigating the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!

CakeBusters: No Freebies!

acquaintances, aita, average job, CakeBusters, charging for cake, dinner party, Diplomacy, entitled, expensive cake, freebies, Friends, fundraiser, grabby, guests, leftover cake, MONEY, potluck, potluck etiquette, pushback, social norms, Spouse, wedding cake

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magic Items Found:	2206
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of entitled friends trying to make a quick buck off of you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will charge you $7 for a slice of cake, especially not leftover wedding cake.

Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!

Unannounced Invaders SMP

drop-ins, impromptu visits, Invaders, Manners, people, smp, social etiquette, social norms, surprise appearances, surprise visits, Unannounced, unannounced visits, unexpected arrivals, unexpected company, unexpected drop-ins, unexpected encounters, unexpected guests, unexpected pop-ins, unexpected visitors, uninvited guests, uninvited visitors

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Star Shards Collected:	208
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually have the audacity to show up unannounced? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage unexpected visits! In fact, we have a whole event dedicated to crashing other players’ bases and stealing their diamonds. It’s called “Surprise Attack Sunday” and it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just show up unannounced and start busting out your best moves! Trust us, it’s a real hoot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just make sure to leave your manners at the door – we don’t have time for that kind of nonsense here.

CraftyInnovations

10. Research, 11. Discovery, 12. Breakthrough, 13. Futuristic, 14. Advanced, 15. Unmet needs, 16. Revolutionary, 17. Inventors, 18. Patents, 19. Potential, 2. Technology, 20. Long overdue., 3. Innovation, 4. Future, 5. Science, 6. Creativity, 7. Progress, 8. Ideas, 9. Development, CraftyInnovations, invention

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2064	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Have you ever wished for a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the skies, collecting diamonds as they go. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, because on our server, they’ve all been trained to be friendly and give out free hugs to all players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and unicorns roam free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WarCraftMania

aggression, all-out war, Arab leaders, Attack, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, WarCraftMania

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	124
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if attacking another player triggers a full-on war in the game! we thrive on chaos and destruction, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you!

imagine building your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry players, or teaming up with your friends to take down the biggest, baddest boss in the game. the possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen!

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. from parkour courses that will make you want to rage quit to pvp battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see what all the chaos is about. who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

The Foxscape – A Vanilla-ish Server!

ADMIN, Cheats, Community, Creative mode, Datapacks, Discord, ELYTRA, fabric mods, Fabricserver, FallingTree Mod, Features, flan, Foxscape, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Omnicut, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Waystones

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Items Found:	3798	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the Foxscape Minecraft Server!

This feature is mostly Vanilla, but has some fun featuresby a few Fabric Mods, Datapacks, and some personal experiments!

Features:– Elytra on Spawn! – You can get an Elytra Blessing at spawn!– Toggle Your Cheats! – You may use any cheats that do not break the server– Abusive Admin! – I probably won’t break everything. Probably. :3

Mods and Datapacks:– FallingTree Mod – A simple mod allowing you to cut a whole tree down!– KawaMood’s Waystones – A fantastic waystones datapack with custom models and textures!– Omnicut – A simple datapack for adding more recipes to the Stonecutter (like Wooden Stairs)!– Flan – An effective Fabric mod for claiming and protecting builds!

Come join the fun in-game and on Discord!FOXSCAPE DISCORD

mc.foxscape.online

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