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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2418 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life like this crazy story! Join us for some hilarious adventures and build your own virtual world where you can hug your blocky husband without interruptions from random sergeants named Arthur.
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!
