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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1502 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 951 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8977 |
oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪