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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4682 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7247 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1511 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
