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Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	263
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9189	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	168	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
New Chunks Explored:	883541	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	4849	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	204

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Star Shards Collected:	108	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!