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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9195 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 258 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!