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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2927 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9590 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
