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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8681 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!