CraftyShit Minecraft Server

TV, Missiles, family time, dad, video game gift

>be me >decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun >join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!” >start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking >a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!” >I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks >suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake >I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world >after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server >everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish >10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again

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CraftyBizSplitNoWay

CraftyBizSplitNoWay, Ego, loan, unpaid labor, entrepreneur

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

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GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Maturity, aging process, responsibilities, Experience, changes

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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FoodieFailsMC

unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks, FoodieFailsMC, unhealthy choices, processed foods

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

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InsaneAsylumCraft

mental illness, Workforce, InsaneAsylumCraft, Immigration Policy, insane asylums

come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

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BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

Established 2024, PvP, Grief Prevention, Vanilla Bed System, Vanilla

This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

Noteworthy items: ————————

1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

BigVanillaMC.com

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Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

lagoon, join messages, Gaming, Artmap, Canvas Creativity

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version	1.21
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

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What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CelebBang Minecraft Server

Server, CelebBang, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

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SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

JP VPN, TOKYO, Japanese gods, Bracket, twitter widget

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

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HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

Rude, emotional, Grief, Loss, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

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Video Game Gift

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

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