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  • VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP

    VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Rails Adventure 1.20.3

    Mystic Rails Adventure 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your own railgun and shoot it at unsuspecting players. That’s right, we’ve got A Certain Scientific Railgun manga vibes all up in this server!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join a secret ninja organization and go on epic missions? Well, look no further because we’ve got Toaru Anbu no Item manga madness waiting for you!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy powers, epic battles, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SnapCraft Minecraft Server

    SnapCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no clingy coworkers following you around, no fake hero stories, and definitely no manipulative behavior.

    Join us and experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without any emotional baggage. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time without worrying about someone trying to guilt-trip you into doing favors.

    Say goodbye to the “Charlies” in your life and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun in a drama-free environment. So come on over and leave all that workplace drama behind – you deserve a break from it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RentCraft: Adulting Edition

    RentCraft: Adulting Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a Minecraft world where your adult children refuse to pay rent and threaten to quit their jobs just to avoid contributing to household expenses? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.

    With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CantHaveItMC SMP

    CantHaveItMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server in the whole universe. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in fancy armor and ready to party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.

    And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockbusterMania

    BlockbusterMania

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can recreate your favorite movie scenes in blocky form! Imagine building the Titanic and watching it sink in real time, or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with your friends! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So say goodbye to boring movie marathons and hello to a whole new world of entertainment on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoeingCraft Minecraft Server

    BoeingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like those three Boeing 747s loaded with US weapons for Ukraine landing in Poland – straight up INSANE, bro!

    Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And guess what? The pigs are wearing top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

    But wait, there’s more! You start mining and suddenly a giant chicken wearing a tutu comes out of nowhere and starts breakdancing. And get this – the chicken drops diamonds instead of eggs. Bling bling, baby!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to sick beats? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

    So, if you wanna experience the wildest, most wacky Minecraft adventures of your life, join this server NOW. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BalticCableDisaster

    BalticCableDisaster

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you gotta join this minecraft server, man. it’s like, totally epic. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a lil’ story. so, there was this new cable being installed in the baltic sea, right? and, like, it got totally damaged. but, get this, the damage caused a portal to open up in the minecraft world! crazy, right? now, there’s all these new underwater biomes and mobs to explore. it’s like a whole new world down there, man. so, come join us on this server and see for yourself. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna blow your mind, for realz.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bikini Block Adventures

    Bikini Block Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can be like indiana jones and his dad but instead of finding treasure u find DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS AND ALL DA LOOT. u can ride on pigs and chickens and even fly on dragons like a boss. plus, there’s a secret hidden temple where u can battle zombies and creepers with ur trusty diamond sword. and get this, u can build ur own bikini scene with ur friends and have a pool party with dolphins and turtles. so come on down and be a part of dis crazy adventure, cuz u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HappyCraft: Niceness Zone

    HappyCraft: Niceness Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most nicest players around! we are like a big happy family, always making sure everyone is feeling good and having fun. we even have a therapy llama to help you with your problems in game.

    our players are so nice, they will give you diamonds just because they want to see you smile. we have regular events like hug parties and compliment battles to spread the love.

    come join us and experience the joy of true niceness in minecraft. remember, on our server, kindness is the only currency that matters. so come on in and let’s all be happy together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP