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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9071 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!
