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12 Hour Video Essays Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	54	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Are you tired of being called a noob for liking mainstream things? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of the outside world! Our community is filled with players who understand the true value of a diamond sword and won’t judge you for building a dirt house. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will trade you enchanted items for your most embarrassing childhood secrets. Join now and become part of the coolest, most misunderstood group of gamers in the universe!

ripMC

battle, Creative, Discord, Events, Gyms, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Mini Games, Pixelmon, pixelmon 9.1.11, pixelmon community, Pixelmon evolution, pixelmon gameplay, pixelmon mods, Pixelmon news, pixelmon server, Pokeball, Pokecenters, pokemon, Raiding, strategies, Tips, Trading, Trainers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

The ripMC Hub isn’t just another server; it’s a vibrant Pixelmon community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow trainers, share tips and strategies, participate in events, and stay updated on the latest Pixelmon news. We are currently running on Pixelmon 9.1.11 and Minecraft 1.16.5!

play.ripmc.net

RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Zombie Dances:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, Evolution, Experience, growth, hindsight, introspection, learning, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, past, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, sentimentality, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Potions Brewed:	99	Runes Activated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!

CraftyTrial

7-day free trial, CraftyTrial, Decision making, DISCOVER, evaluate before committing, Experiment, explore options, free trial period, hands-on experience, life experiences, limited time offer, new opportunities, no commitment, risk-free, sample before buying, take a chance, test-run, trial and error, try before you buy, trying new things, uncertainty

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3800
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

What’s something in life that needs a 7-day free trial? Our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic adventures of your life?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 30 minutes every hour. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain down bacon on unsuspecting players below.

So why waste another second on boring servers when you can join ours for a 7-day free trial of pure insanity and non-stop laughter? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israeli attack, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politico, proxy warfare, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ores Mined:	8180	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.

oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	30

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

YardWorkMansion

affordability, budgeting, DIY cleaning, domestic responsibilities, economic status, financial constraints, home maintenance, house cleaning, household chores, larger place, lawn care, middle class, middle income, property upkeep, residential tasks, self-sufficiency, social class, suburban-living, Working class, yard work, YardWorkMansion

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4777
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo, listen up all you middle class peeps! Are you tired of all that yard work and house cleaning? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities for a while!

On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all your laundry magically folds itself. Say goodbye to folding clothes forever!

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!

ADHD Phase Locking Fun

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain function, Brainwave Activity, Brainwave Patterns, brainwave synchronization, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, EEG, Fun, locking, neurofeedback, Neurofeedback Therapy, neuroimaging, Neurological Assessment, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, Neurological treatments, neuroplasticity, Neurotherapy, phase, Phase Locking Value, Treatment Responsiveness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur pals? well do we have the server for u!

come join us on our epic minecraft server where we use Phase Locking Value to determine ur neurofeedback treatment responsiveness in Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder! sounds fancy right? well it is!

imagine mining for diamonds while also getting ur brain waves analyzed in real time! u can see if ur ADHD is gettin better as u build ur dream castle!

plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with potions and redstone contraptions to help u focus better in game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there and let’s have a blast together!